“Earthly Attachments” - Saria (VOID)
Saria’s time in Void City changes her for the better, but not so in Mabel’s eyes. The city is a place to escape, not to embrace, but Saria’s convinced otherwise.
I got a bit of inspiration while drawing some Sarias and talkin about VOID stuff, so WAHEY here’s some writing for it. I’ll probably turn this into a comic script soon and make it into some pages!
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“It’s Sort of About a Boy…” - Guy (The Croods)
“…and it’s sort of about a tiger. And a sloth.”
The writing bug bit me very hard the other night, and I started cranking this out. I became very interested in Guy’s backstory, and thought I would try my hand at filling in some of the time he must have spent all by his lonesome out there in the world. Some bits come from my speculation about the level of development early Homo sapiens had in this universe, like the inclusion of a primitive bow, but otherwise there’s not much deviation.
Light spoilers for the film, but I’m pretty vague about it.
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Hope y’all enjoy. ♥
bechnokid:
“Call it ‘Scientific Curiosity’”
Scientists have performed countless experiments in their endless quest for obtaining knowledge and unlocking the secrets of the universe. Some would do anything to quench their curiosity, even if it meant breaking a few rules.
One scientist would go as far as defying the very laws of humanity.
Those glasses look familiar…
With my birthday arriving in an hour (or having arrived already for some), Di decided to write a little ficlet. A HORRIFIC little ficlet, if I do say so myself. The events that occur in the fic are non-canon, meaning that it will never happen, but non-canon ideas are always interesting~
WARNING: The fic contains gore. Lots of it. At least I think so. TREAD CAUTIOUSLY.
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Happy birthday, dear. ♥
Here’s the inspiration for this horrible mess, if anyone’s curious!
“Right Here” - Tuuli/Waldo
Waldo is a somewhat broken man, having endured incredible emotional loss. Most days, the water slides right off his back, but some nights, he’s not always so lucky.
Bec found this lovely gif, and she said it reminded her of these two, so I was inspired to write a little thing about them! Still set in the Snowpoint cabin, because I love that place. I figure they would spend some time alone there for a little while, then resume traveling elsewhere.
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“Cabin Cozy” - Tuuli/Waldo
Northern lights, sweet and handsome company, a warm fire, and a delightful little cabin. What more could you ask for in Sinnoh’s snow-capped town?
I wrote a little bit just for Bec originally, but she gave me permission to share this with the rest of you. Tuuli and Waldo are basically the cutest thing to ever cute right now, so I’m gonna be writing stuff with both of them (separate and together) for a little while!
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“Kintsugi” - Tuuli + Waldo
WELL HEY look I actually finished a fic! this comes in the OC pokemon gijinka flavor, starring my rayquaza, and Bechnokid’s regigigas.
Waldo’s explorations take him to all corners of the pokemon world, but when he travels to the mysterious Sky Pillar, he gets a welcome he wasn’t quite expecting. his first meeting with Tuuli is a bit of a surprise, but their bizarre introduction leads to a little something more that they both might need.
title is taken from the Japanese art of mending pottery with gold. Tuuli and Waldo are both rather broken people, but the events that pull their pieces back together make them better than they were before.
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“Never Left The Ground” - WIR: Felix/Calhoun
Calhoun doesn’t always have the best ideas. a suggestion for a risky go inside the shuttle hangar ends up in disaster for the both of them, with plenty of sore bits to go around.
not as dirty as my other fics, but still NSFW!
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“Joystick” - WIR: Felix/Calhoun
hoo boy. I’ve never really written this kind of thing before, but I think I did all right. this one takes place further along in their relationship, after they’ve gotten married. I think Calhoun’s got enough class not to spring something like this on Felix until after they’re very secure with each other.
edit: care for some art to go with your reading?
NSFW!
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“Level Ate” - WIR: Felix/Calhoun
there’s something really dirty and fun about writing oral. time to get Felix and Calhoun in on that action, huh? based on this picture, cos a bunch of people asked for it.
NSFW!
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“Expac” - WIR: Felix+Calhoun
here it is, ladies and gents, the monster-sized fic I was talking about! it was too big to put up on tumblr in one post, and I didn’t feel like splitting it up or posting it on a fanfic site or whatever. google docs came to the rescue!
it was originally going to be a semi-lengthy fic that focused on Felix and Calhoun’s interactions in Sugar Rush, since we didn’t get much detail with them, but it evolved into a bigger project. I changed one scene around, added more dialog in for both of them, lots of their thoughts, and added to the climax. it also establishes some of the smaller details (like Felix’s cy-bug inflicted scar) in the other fics I’ve written and will write, since I’m aiming for some semblance of continuity.
it’s really long, so gold stars to the ones who read the whole thing!
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enjoy, my lovely readers ♥

“Continue?” - WIR: Felix/Calhoun
done for a prompt over on the meme. it’s Felix and Calhoun’s first time together, but things don’t go 100% smoothly.
NSFW, obviously!
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“Wrong Place, Right Time” - WIR: Felix/Calhoun
please, you all knew something was coming. the preview, my incessant fangirling… mmyep. figure this is during their dating phase, some couple weeks after the movie’s events.
Calhoun’s got unexpected plans for her little handyman. NSFW!
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FINE. *GRUMBLE* It's almost summertime, so I guess they could have a pun contest at a bonfire? Oh god, that is stupid. dsgash
“You should just give up now, I’m smoking you.”
“Hah! You wish. It’s gonna be a roast for you if you don’t stop.”
Loud groans were heard from Nes and Rocky’s companions, seated not too far from them. A bonfire on the island’s beach was a wonderful way to spend a warm summer evening, but their teammates had not signed up for their incessant back-and-forth of puns.
“You’re just jealous of how scorching my puns are,” said Rocky proudly, puffing out his chest slightly. Nes gave his abdomen a playful shove, pushing him down onto the wrinkled towel they’d spread out.
“I was never jealous, babe,” Nes said then, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “Why would I be, when your jokes are lukewarm at best?”
Normally such a remark might’ve stung a little bit, but this was Nes. Rocky knew that whenever she pushed his buttons, she was just playing, teasing. She was good at that. He laughed and picked up one of the sticks that hadn’t caught fire yet, and pointed it at her accusingly.
“Careful what you say, or this is gonna get a little heated,” he warned, smirking.
“Ooh, mercy,” Nes swooned sarcastically. “Whatever shall I do? You can’t hold a candle to me.”
“I swear to Arceus, if both of you don’t shut up right now—”
Sambas, visiting from Sinnoh, held his hands over his ears, clenching his jaw. Amica sat near him, holding in a snicker.
“Or what, Sambas?” Nes inquired, raising an eyebrow. She settled into a spot next to Rocky, smoothing out the sarong over her bikini bottoms. “Don’t burn yourself up there.”
“Yeah,” added Rocky, slinging an arm around Nes’ shoulders as she sat down. “Simmer down, buddy.”
The roserade groaned and put his hands over his face.
When Six was told she was going to see “satisfactory results” from the Think Tank, she didn’t quite expect the near-human result in front of her. She’d asked for a suitable android body for her Securitron friend, but this— this was something else. Victor, now looking very much like a flesh and blood human, stood in the Sink’s doorway, fidgeting with his bandana.
“Holy shit,” said Six. “My compliments to Dr. Dala.”
“Is that the lady ‘bot in there?” asked Victor, finally finding a satisfactory placement for his bandana. He smoothed it out and let his hands fall to his sides.
“Yeah, that’s her.”
“She was… really int’a lookin’ at all the details. Bits n’ pieces an’ all that.” Victor glanced uncomfortably over his shoulder.
Six bit her lip to keep herself from laughing. She moved to the fridge next to the bio station to retrieve some water. “So you got the Dala treatment in the middle of all that, did you?”
He nodded. “Though she kept talkin’ about someone she called ‘er ‘Teddy bear.’ No idea what that meant.”
She almost spat the water out of her mouth. “Oh! Uh. Don’t pay any attention to that. She’s a great doctor and all, but 200 years makes a couple people loopy, y’know?”
Victor eyed her curiously, then smirked. “All right, consider it dropped.”
“Don’t you give me that look.”
“What look?”
Six sighed. “Come on, the room’s back through here.”
Victor laughed. “Not even ten minutes with this new getup, and already you’re plannin’ somethin’ for me?”
The courier raised an eyebrow. “Are you telling me you don’t want to experience all the new sensations that come with having skin?”
“Well… no, that’s not what I meant—”
Six tugged on the front of his bandana, bringing his face closer to hers. “Then let’s see just how well the doc did, huh?”
((I had to think about this one for a second!))
“So they’re really all gone?”
“Mhm. You don’t remember them at the dam?”
Yes Man scanned the expanse of Red Rock before letting out a conclusive, “Huh!”
“What?” Six gave him a strange look, lifting her goggles from her eyes to rest on the fabric of her bandana.
“I just think it’s kind of nice here, now that they’re not crawling all over the place! You don’t see rocks that red anywhere else!” He gesticulated with his claws, making a few sweeping motions at the high canyon walls.
“They’re out of our hair now, but at least they did some good in the end. Not that it makes up for the other shit they got away with, but hey.” Six crossed her arms and fell silent for a few moments. “I don’t think you ever really told me why you hated them so much. I mean, I didn’t like ‘em either - it’s hard to be sympathetic to someone who helped put you in the ground - but… what’s your story with them? Was it just another bit with Benny?”
Yes Man picked up a small chip of dark red stone from the ground in front of him, then turned it over a few times to examine it. “Mostly! He was pretty influential on who I liked or didn’t like! But when Benny had all of his plans to attack you and the other couriers, he asked the Great Khans to help him out. They weren’t very nice to me, though.”
“Yeah, can’t imagine they would be. What did they do to you?”
Yes Man paused, recalling the sharp tingling sensation the plasma pistol had left in his hull. The shot made Benny very angry at the time, but not for Yes Man’s personal safety. He didn’t want them to damage his “key to the plan,” and that was all. Not that the single shot had damaged anything major— all it left was a scorch mark and a slightly melted top layer of titanium. He did distinctly remember the sneers and jokes about “dumb robots” that the two had made, however, and his grip on the stone tightened.
“Don’t worry about it!” Yes Man finally said. “It’s not important. We should get to looking for any of those extra supplies you were talking about! No sense in letting them go to waste!”
“Yeah, s’pose so. Let’s get to it, buddy.” Six affectionately patted his arm and headed up the hill to the longhouse.
Yes Man wheeled after her, but not before he took the red chip in his hand and crushed it into a fine powder.