shabbosgay:

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

eleressea:

“man… what a mess!“

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

catsjudgement:

butchgender:

I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site

I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i

collegehumor:

Nice

blackqueerblog:

They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame

lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

hazardgirl-art-blog:

Wander is a nomad he doesn’t LIVE anywhere obviously!! Especially not with his girlfriend! Duh!!!

sketchedramblings:

I love this way too much

acoolguy:

buddhabrand:

gianasisters:

tilthat:

TIL When Five Guys opened up, they received an order from the Pentagon. When Five Guys asked what time they were going to pick up the order, an admiral got on the phone and told them “everyone delivers to the Pentagon.” Five Guys then put up a banner that read “ABSOLUTELY NO DELIVERY.”

via reddit.com

DIRECT ACTION

even more ballsy when you realize the original five guys location is like 20 mins away from the cia headquarters

and 8 mins from the pentagon

gaypussyretard:

fhtagn-and-tentacles:

STRANGE ARCANA 

by

Jonathan Taylor

hustlerose:

catsofinstagram:

From @sphynxnille: “Sunday again ❤” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2FzX2Pp ]

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

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