yuri of the week
What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?
The absence of women in history is man made.
straight men are so fragile
men are giant diaper babies
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
The weaker species crumbles when not constantly supplied with adoration and approval from women.
I’m simultaneously grateful and disgusted that I learned SO MUCH about weird and stupid fetishes thanks to the internet. FurAffinity taught me so much.
Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—
Yeah no but seriously. Read it.
IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGEThis is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.
If any lesbian feels like a bisexual girl is a “traitor” for dating a guy or that a bisexual female character in fiction ceases to be a queer character unless she is presently dating a woman, then I’m going to need you to take your fucked up little insecurities and waltz your ass the fuck on out of my life.
heard you were talkin shit
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."