(In this post I’m referring to Pearl as “she” because it seems to be the pronoun that the people around her use and she is comfortable with)
So I was thinking back on the fact that (at least pre-regeneration) Pearl’s colors were the Trans flag. I thought I’d point out something.
Unlike Amethyst and Garnet, Pearl’s figure is very flat. She only has a slight hourglass shape, and her chest is completely flat. What I’m saying is she is a possible dead ringer for a pre-op Trans female.
I know the gems don’t techinically have genders but I thought it was an interesting correlation.
I wasn’t aware that non-curvy and flat-chested females were automatically “dead ringers” for being trans men.
I wasn’t aware that non-curvy and flat-chested women could only be pre-op trans women.
I wasn’t aware that non-curvy and flat-chested cis women just can’t exist.
Does this mean…
I-I’ve done it.
I’ve fully ascended into being a full fledged unicorn.
Where is my unicorn license?
Fuck the robots Di.
only the ones worthy of my love
(there are many)
spyro: THAT ONE FUCKING DRAGON IN TREE TOPS
klk: the nasty-ass incestuous “fanservice”
Take a shot everytime Bec gets asked about NSFW art
im pretty sure you keep getting these questions because they just want to see Waldo naked
They definitely just want to see Waldo I bet lmao
$10 says that’s exactly what they want to see
I’d take that bet.
rayman: THE FIRST GAME’S DIFFICULTY. ARGH
xiaolin showdown: gosh, I don’t remember a lot about it.. but Omi grated on my nerves several times. I don’t recall if I actually hated anything in it?
adventure time: really tired of the fandom more than anything in the show.
then I would hate everything about it, obviously?? what the fuck
it was… okay? kind of dumb, but at least it was different.
Coming soon to Disney…
yo im not playin around but i genuinely cant tell whos who rn
Akira: UHHH. hmm. I guess maybe I hate that it made me MEGA CREEPED OUT the first time I watched the transformation scene. christ.
daft punk: it is impossible to hate them
horror movies: tired tropes and cliches that lead everything to end up the same way every time. I liked Cabin in the Woods for this reason. at least it was completely self-aware.
how the carapaces dropped off the face of the earth