captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

xekstrin:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

straight men are so fragile

men are giant diaper babies

xekstrin:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

straight men are so fragile

men are giant diaper babies

shugarskull:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The weaker species crumbles when not constantly supplied with adoration and approval from women.

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Faces

itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Faces

I’m simultaneously grateful and disgusted that I learned SO MUCH about weird and stupid fetishes thanks to the internet. FurAffinity taught me so much.

Femdom, bondage, sounding and role-playing

femdom: B)
bondage: B)
sounding: B(((((((((((((((
role-playing: B(

send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(

fauxboy:

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

Oh

I read something about the famous Japanese pornographic artwork "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife", which depicts a woman receiving vaginal stimulation from a squid. It was prevented being imported into the UK in the 18th/19th Century (can't remember which), due to it being 'perverse'. The thing that made it perverse wasn't the fact that there was a squid involved, it was that the woman was enjoying it and it was depicted as consensual.
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becauseiamawoman:

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

This is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.

becauseiamawoman:

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

This is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen.

badgersprite:

If any lesbian feels like a bisexual girl is a “traitor” for dating a guy or that a bisexual female character in fiction ceases to be a queer character unless she is presently dating a woman, then I’m going to need you to take your fucked up little insecurities and waltz your ass the fuck on out of my life.

ns921002:

heard you were talkin shit

ns921002:

heard you were talkin shit

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."